Storyglossia Issue 45, June 2011.

 

it is difficult for regina to work under the following conditions: regina won't work between the hours of 12 and 1 pm. regina won't work when her mother is on set. regina won't work when there is an odd number of extras in a scene. regina won't work when the props crew takes her favorite doll and makes it look "loved." regina won't work when there is not a tray of spanikopita for lunch. regina won't work when the director does not give her little words of encouragement after every few takes. regina won't work when she is wearing something red. regina won't work when there are townies taking pictures of an on-location set. regina won't work when there are animals in a scene. regina won't work when there are not vanilla-lime scented candles in her trailer/dressing room. regina won't work when she does not have her favorite pair of ripped-up true religion jeans to change into afterwards. regina is famous enough to say that she will not work under any of these conditions. regina frequently has to work under some or most of these conditions. this causes regina to feel distraught.

 

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