regina is in trader joe's. regina enjoys going to trader joe's because she is rarely the only famous person there. when regina goes to trader joe's, she wears her favorite pair of ripped-up true religion jeans and a large grey t-shirt with a screen print of minnie mouse on the front. regina's favorite disney character is minnie mouse but she tells everyone it is belle because that makes her sound more sophisticated. regina does not wear makeup when she goes to trader joe's. people do not recognize regina when she does not wear makeup because her manager makes her wear too much bronzer. regina stops in front of a pyramid of jars of kalamata olives. she wonders what would happen if she caused the pyramid of jars to fall. she thinks that she could reach into her purse and put on some bronzer before anyone noticed and nothing bad would happen. she reaches for a jar of olives and hopes that the pyramid will collapse and all of the jars will break and there will be free olives for everyone. she removes a jar from the middle of the pyramid and it does not collapse. regina does not want olives anymore.

regina walks to the aisle in trader joe's where there are trader joe's peanut butter cups. regina can't decide whether to buy a large tub of peanut butter cups or a small tub of peanut butter cups. there is a woman standing beside regina who seems to be making the same decision. the woman has long blonde hair that is very straight. she is wearing a bubblegum-pink juicy couture tracksuit and chestnut ugg boots. regina notices that there is a small child holding the woman's hand. regina tries to make up her mind but she still cannot decide what size tub of peanut butter cups to buy. the woman turns to regina and looks at her longer than it is polite to look at a stranger. regina smiles and turns her attention to the large tub of peanut butter cups. the woman recognizes regina and encourages her daughter to ask regina for her autograph. regina smiles again and denies the fact that she is herself. regina picks up the small tub of peanut butter cups and leaves trader joe's as quickly as possible. regina forgets to pay for the small tub of peanut butter cups.

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